Dear Diary,

On the upside, though, I did find a $100 bill in my car today.

LOL – life is so damn confusing!!!!

I’m actually laughing out loud here.

/rizzn

Quote of the Entry: “A little tip…before you go meet [him], take ten bucks and get a roll of quarters. Keep the roll of quarters wrapped tightly in your fist just in case you need to wallop him a good one.”

– lesson one from Uncle Bob’s Self Defense 101 Course