Dear Diary,

At the request of my dear friend and Queen Sex Fairy Goddess person, Kat, here it is,

dun, dun, dun, dun — the Entry of Quotes.

You know, kinda like the Quote of the Entry? Except, flip the phrase. And there you have it. Absolute plaigurism in the name of humor! I’m surprised someone didn’t think of this before.

“And I am going to BUST HIS MAYORAL BALLS, BAYBEEEEE!!!”
– uncle bob

“I’m such a rebel. Flying in the face of software restrictions. Oh yeah.”
– action_grrl

“With the immense pain I’m feeling inside from being more or less rejected by you [crackbaby], perhaps you can understand why I called you a buttmunch.”
– tenderpoison

“You’ve gotta vomit like someone else is gonna clean it up.”
– malkavia

“And the one Goodest Thing of this being at Curts, was that we got to pee in a real bathroom.”
– super fast kel

“Like, yay, I wanna date my uncle.”
– tenderpoison

“When I think of love, I think of a dog peeing on the carpet.”
– joeyd

“Yay for moms. Because my mom is bringing me home a slurpee. “
– tenderpoison

“Remember that zit on my chin I told ya about a few days ago??

I think it’s an ingrown whisker.

And it hurts like a domanatrix with PMS on speed.”
– uncle bob

“here, i put all this time and effort into reviving my diary and rizzn doesn’t even notice.

fine, kiss my ass ;-)”
– Reality

“Children, please sit down in the circle and give a big welcome to Anubis, who is here today to talk about the passage to the Underworld.”
– mungleford

“We were stadning at the bank machine getting more money (duh) and all of the sudden I just said, “My tummy’s warm.”
– tenderpoison

“My crack team of rhesus monkeys have read every single web page ever published, and this one is, by far, their favorite”
– joeyd

(from the Chat Logs)
malkavs_angel: *grin* shh.. you know what I mean. My grammar is suffering greatly tonight.
rizzn: heh
Yahoo! Messenger: malkavs_angel has logged back in.
rizzn: sound’s like your connection is suffering greatly as well.
malkavs_angel: Yes yes it is.
malkavs_angel: In ways that Holocaust victims could never fathom.

“The French-people play a lot of soccer. I’m not sure why, and I bet that they are the only country in the whole world to play it. But, I figure I’d better get used to it since I am the President of France. “
– joeyd

“I have spikey purple hair. Yay for spikey purple hair.”
– super fast kel

“Mr. McFeeley is going to do something fun for me today.”
– malkavia

“My daughter (almost 4 years old) likes to paint. She’ll paint pictures, she’ll paint walls, she’ll paint pets, she’ll paint herself. “
– mungleford

“Im out like Apple Crisp at IHOP.”
– malkavia

“Also, yay for group hugs! “
– action_grrl

“This is my life. He’s just a supporting actor – and a poor one at that.

awww, dissssss……………”
– Reality

(from the Chat Logs
rizzn: I never get [the cool kind of] nutjobs on random chat like you do tho.
malkavs_angel: *girn*
malkavs_angel: Uh
malkavs_angel: *girns all over herself*

“Wheeeee! Non-stop fun train, yo.”
– action_grrl

“coookies do wonderful things to me”
– Reality

/rizzn

What, you still want a quote of the entry after all that? No way. Go home. It’s 5:30 in the morning!