I now feel I am priveledged enough to rank up there with ms. malk! I now have talked to a really weird nutjob on par with her weird nutjobs that she talks to all the time thanks to the magic of ICQ random chat.
ICQ History Log For:
Started on Tue May 23 05:01:16 2000
kelpster 5/24/00 1:00 AM aaaaaarrrrrrg
rizzn 5/24/00 1:01 AM aargg?
kelpster 5/24/00 1:02 AM me maties
rizzn 5/24/00 1:02 AM oh boy.
I got a pirate here.
kelpster 5/24/00 1:03 AM yes sireee bob
rizzn 5/24/00 1:03 AM I'm a pirate sometimes.
kelpster 5/24/00 1:04 AM aren't we all
rizzn 5/24/00 1:04 AM yes, I think there is a little pirate that
dwells deep within all of us. ;-)
Pirates are cool
kelpster 5/24/00 1:05 AM hehehe
rizzn 5/24/00 1:07 AM pirate midgets. hrmm..
sounds kinda crazy. wacky. zany.
I wonder if you can find pirate midgets on the
kelpster 5/24/00 1:08 AM yeaah
big money fo dem crazy lil monstas
rizzn 5/24/00 1:09 AM I have a friend (I sh!t you not) that wants to
buy a midget to serve him drugs while he tours
kelpster 5/24/00 1:10 AM hell yes! enslave the little maggots
rizzn 5/24/00 1:13 AM I wonder if there is a market niche for pirate
midget maggot thingies out there in the world.
kelpster 5/24/00 1:14 AM big money at peg leg season
rizzn 5/24/00 1:15 AM ooh, this is true.
All I gotta find is some midget pirates and a
bunch of wood, get some people making peg
legs, and I could be a millionaire
kelpster 5/24/00 1:16 AM a man who knows his
rizzn 5/24/00 1:17 AM that'd be me. Yep. The man with the plan.
kelpster 5/24/00 1:18 AM awwwwwriteeee, whitey
rizzn 5/24/00 1:19 AM so what do you do besides being a pirate.
kelpster 5/24/00 1:20 AM i like to be a ducky in a pony
rizzn 5/24/00 1:22 AM oh, is that right?
sometimes I read books about ducks and horses.
kelpster 5/24/00 1:23 AM lets go to the zoooooooooooohoohooi
rizzn 5/24/00 1:24 AM okay.
is it open now?
kelpster 5/24/00 1:26 AM always babeh
rizzn 5/24/00 1:26 AM cool! let's go!
What's your favorite zoo animal?
kelpster 5/24/00 1:29 AM da boooomer
rizzn 5/24/00 1:31 AM ahh, yes, da boomer. that is one of my
favorite zoo animals as well.
One time, when I was in the african exhibit,
they had one right there in the cage with the
alligators! it was crazy!
kelpster 5/24/00 1:35 AM dem der thangs bitechyee leyg owf
rizzn 5/24/00 1:36 AM Hrmm. yes, that's what I hear on the street.
I think that the fact that I let myself be subjected to this says a lot about … something.