Dear Diary,

Well fun day today. I completely changed my appearance for the sake of a job. Gone is my facial hair. Yes, all of it. My face is as smooth as a newborn baby’s butt. (not that I’d know personally how smooth a baby’s butt is, it’s just an expression)

I’m not real happy about the whole deal, but it’s supposed to basically ensure that I land a job that pays 65k a year, so I guess I can’t complain about it real loud.

And I have to wear a suit and a tie. You can guess how happy I am about that whole deal too, but hey. Everyone has their price I guess. And someone found the price it takes for me to remove my copious wallet chains, shave the goatee and the sideburns and wear a suit and tie in three digit degree weather.

I guess that makes me a suit now.

One of the people that Phillip and I used to make fun of while we were out on our cigarette breaks. I remember him or I asking the other if we thought we’d actually become a suit. I didn’t know but Phillip took a look at me and told me I for sure would never be a suit. Oh well. 😉

Well, I’m going to make a mix cd now. Fun fun.


Quote of the Entry: “Yeah. You read that right. BARNYARD FUN. “

– crackbaby

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