Dear Diary,

I invented a new game at work today.

I have this multi-pocketed container thingy on my desk, looks really Scandanavian in design, it’s designed to hold pens.

Well, now it’s part of a skeeball staplegun game I invented called Jack-Off-and-Not-Work. The object is to avoid doing real work by shooting a stapler into the multi-pocketed thing, awarding yourself arbitrary numbers of points based upon which pocket it goes into. Whoever wastes the most time wins.

I like to play it by myself. That way I’m always a winner.


Quote of the Entry: “… Yeah, I’m asking the same questions. “

– crackbaby talking about guess who!! (psst, it’s me)

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