Dear Diary,

Today I recieved a forward from somebody. Read it. Then read my comments.


A new two-year degree is being offered
at the University that many of you should be interested

Becoming a Real Man. That's
right, in just six trimesters, you,
too, can be a real man-as well as earn an MA degree (Male

Please take a moment to look over the program outline.


Autumn Schedule:

MEN 101 Combating Stupidity

MEN 102 You, Too, Can Do Housework

MEN 103 PMS - Learn When to Keep Your mouth shut

MEN 104 Women Do Not Want Sleazy Under things for Christmas

Winter Schedule:

MEN 110 Wonderful Laundry Techniques

MEN 111 Understanding the Female Response to Getting in at 4am

MEN 112 Parenting: it Doesn't End with Conception

EAT 100 Get a Life, Learn to Cook

EAT 101 Get a Life, Learn to Cook II

ECON 001A What's Hers is Hers

Spring Schedule:

MEN 120 How NOT to Act Like a 'Butt Face' When You're Wrong

MEN 121 Understanding Your Incompetence

MEN 122 YOU, the Weaker Sex

MEN 123 Reasons to Give Flowers

ECON 001B What Was Yours is Hers


Autumn Schedule:

SEX 101 You CAN Fall Asleep without it

SEX 102 Morning Dilemma: If It's Awake, Take a Shower

SEX 103 How to Stay Awake After Sex

MEN 201 How to Put the Toilet Seat Down

Elective (See Electives Below)

Winter Schedule:

MEN 210 The Remote Control: Overcoming Your Dependency

MEN 211 How not to Act Younger than Your Children

MEN 212 You, Too, Can Be a Designated Driver

MEN 213 Honest, You Don't Look Like Tom Cruise

MEN 230A Her Birthdays and Anniversaries Are Important 1

Spring Schedule:

MEN 220 Omitting '%&*!' from Your Vocabulary (Pass/Fail Only)

MEN 221 Fluffing the Blanket After Farting Is Not Necessary

MEN 222 Real Men Ask for Directions

MEN 223 Thirty Minutes of Begging is NOT Considered Foreplay

MEN 230B Her Birthdays and Anniversaries Are Important 2

Course Electives:

EAT 101 Cooking with Tofu

EAT 102 Utilization of Eating Utensils

EAT 103 Burping and Belching Discreetly

MEN 231 Mothers-in-law

MEN 232 Appear to Be Listening

MEN 233 Just Say "Yes Dear"

ECON 001C Cheaper to Keep Her

Ummm.., ok, did it say “Becoming a Real Man. That’s right, in just six trimesters, you, too, can be a real man-as well as earn an MA degree (Male Arts).”

I think it’s that real man part that gets me. To me this sounds like more liberal though process infiltration into our nations school and university system. If you take these classes you will become the pansy assed “Man of the 90’s.” This man was heroicised for his ability to ‘be macho and still sensitive’ or some liberal crap like that.

Guess what? The 90’s are OVER! ha HA! what do you think about that? The men of the 2000’s won’t stand for this crap any longer, nosiree. We are manly men, who can do manly things, and never worry about the toilet seat being down.

I mean really…. tofu?


Quote of the Entry: “For example, I would strain for a glimpse of the curving blue and white loading dock of the little Broughton warehouse on eighth – then turn around quicklike to catch a glimpse of the rapidly receding little railroad bridge at the end of a single, lonely siding along the great wide swath of track that cuts our town absolutely in twain.”
– lizzyfer

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