Dear Diary,

Your photo has been deactivated from because

we received a number of complaints about it. Your photo was

deactivated because of inappropriate content. The following

are not welcome here: ads, copyrighted material, porn,

nudity, celebrities, models, group photos, children,

animals, fakes, etc. As a rule, if people don't think the

picture is of YOU, they will complain! To reactivate

your account, you must submit a new photo.

This was the picture:

I think the problem is that I look too good to be true, so they automatically assume I’m a supermodel. Hell, I don’t know.


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