April42089: did ya miss me?!
rzndourdn: i cried.
rzndourdn: because you were gone
April42089: im sure
Unclespam21: no he did
Unclespam21: he actualy wants 2 marry u
rzndourdn: it’s true
April42089: i already have 5 husbands, whats 1 more?
Unclespam21: a hell of a honey moon
rzndourdn: is unclespam one of your husbands?
Unclespam21: i thoght was only me and adina
April42089: nope, u were wrong
rzndourdn: so one of your husbands is a girl?
April42089: no, shes my wife
April42089: got like 4 wives
rzndourdn: sweet sweet polygamy
Unclespam21: ha whos the bitch?
rzndourdn: so do you ever get together with all of them and have orgies?
April42089: of course
rzndourdn: *oils april’s hinge*
April42089: n english my teacher said not to talk and rite b4 that i said sqeek, so she looked at me and said…no squeeking ether
April42089: uh…my hinge doesnt need oiling thank u very much
rzndourdn: i figured it did
rzndourdn: you were squeeking
April42089: no, no, no