Okay, I’ve got this utiltity that grabs the headlines relating to JLo, and publishes them to this stupid website I do to make money (which is failing miserably, thank you for asking).

I see this subheadline today:

J-Lo launches second perfume BBC Nov 3 2003 10:44AM ET

Jennifer Lopez has taken time off from sorting out her romance with Ben Affleck to launch her second perfume range.

 

Since when is sorting out a romance a job or an occupation?  Most of the rest of us schedule that sh!t around our REAL LIFE!

 

I wish I was fabulously wealthy.  hehehe.  People would be asking these questions about me.

 

/rizzn