I’m going to Orlando today. All you Paris Hilton freaks chew on this for a while. By the way, I’m not answering my phone this weekend because Gainesville shows up as “Extended Area” on AT&T. This means they charge me roaming. Therefore I don’t use it. You can paypal me one dollar for every minute you plan to talk to me and I’ll answer your call for the appropriate number of times/minutes.

This offer ends the moment I get back into AT&T calling area. At this point you can continue to run up my Daytime minutes at no extra charge.

In other news, the US Military is no longer accounting for ten percent of my site’s hits. They now only account for .03%. Which means they still visit regularly, just not 7 or 8 times a day like they used to.

/rizzn