My Boss Sent Me This Today

He ended up in a car accident and hes first call was to the Texas car accident attorneys, I was like um what? Why? After he explained me I was amazed how important this is to contact lawyer when you end up in car accident, there are even motorcycle accident attorneys if what you drive is a motorcycle.
In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed through stupidity, here are some actual label instructions on consumer goods.

On a Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping.

(And that’s the only time I have to work on my hair.)

On a bag of Fritos: You could be a winner!  No purchase necessary.  Details inside.

(The shoplifter special?)

On a bar of Dial soap: “Directions: Use like regular soap.”

(And that would be how???….)

On some Swanson frozen dinners: “Serving suggestion: Defrost.”

(But, it’s “just” a suggestion).

On Tesco’s Tiramisu Dessert (printed on bottom): Don’t turn upside down.”

(Well…duh, a bit late, huh!)

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: “Product will be hot after heating.”

(…And you thought????…)

On packaging for a Rowenta Iron: “Do not iron clothes on body.”

(But wouldn’t this save me more time?)

On Boot’s Children’s Cough Medicine: “Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication.”

(We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off those forklifts.)

On Nytol Sleep Aid: “Warning: May cause drowsiness.”

(And…I’m taking this because???….)

On most brands of Christmas lights: “For indoor or outdoor use only.”

(As opposed to…what?)

On a Japanese food processor: “Not to be used for the other use.”

(Now, somebody out there, help me on this.  I’m a bit curious.)

On Sainsbury’s Peanuts: “Warning: contains nuts.”

(Talk about a news flash.)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts: “Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts.”

(Step 3: maybe, uh…fly Delta?)

On a child’s Superman costume:”Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly.”

(I don’t blame the company.  I blame the parents for this one.)

On a Swedish chainsaw: “Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals.”

(Oh my God…was there a lot of this happening somewhere?)