Chastity Belt Sets Off Airport Metal Detector

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“When a 40-year old British woman set off a metal detector’s alarm at Athens airport, bemused security staff found that it was caused by a chastity belt she was wearing… ‘It happened a few days before Christmas. The metal detector went off and after a further check we found out she was wearing a chastity belt,’ airport police official Dimitris Tzouvaras told AFP, confirming a report in the daily newspaper To Vima… According to the press report, the woman told police officers her husband had forced her to put on the belt to make sure she had no extra-marital affair during a brief visit to Greece.” — Independent Online (South Africa)

The thing you really want to know is whether officials forcibly removed the chastity belt. The story doesn’t say exactly, though it implies that they didn’t — the woman was allowed to fly back to London “on the pilot’s responsibility,” which makes it sound as though the pilot accepted the responsibility of allowing the woman to keep on her chastity belt. But if that were the case, wasn’t it really a breach of airline security? How could they be sure, in these troubled times, that she didn’t have plastic explosives packed into her vagina? Put a match to her pubes and the whole plane could explode…

[via PervScan]

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