Scientology meets Star Wars
a little piece by Omega: “I was walking on the street today and two people had set up a table with a sign that read, “FREE STRESS TEST.” An attractive, college-aged girl manning the table jumped up to intercept me as I walked by. “Hi, would you like to take a free stress test? It only takes a few minutes and I’m sure you would find it valuable,” she said, smiling and standing in my way. I looked over at the table and there was some device about the size of a Playstation game console, that looked like an electronic drum pad. Right next to the drum pad were stacks and stacks of paperback editions of _DIANETICS_. I looked back at her and said, “Hokey religions and mystical energy fields are no match for a good blaster at your side, kid,” and continued walking around her. Obi Wan, I think, would have been amused.”