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Capricorn man is the zodiac’s consummate sophisticate. His protocol is to remain unruffled and aloof in every circumstance, embodying an ultimate sense of relaxation that remains his perpetual raison d’être. When it comes to love, he’s drawn to a woman with old-guard values, if not solid old-money investments, with whom he can share a traditional lifestyle: he as the front man, she happily supporting and providing a stable, functional home life. As archaic as it sounds (Cap is something of a relic when it comes to relationships), his perfect mate is a lady-wife type who’ll share his conventional family view while not questioning his autonomy.

Famous Capricorn men Jude Law, Cary Grant
Turn-ons Older women, big bottoms, librarians

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