[Just when you thought it was safe, Rizzn writes more ad copy!]

When I was young, my mother used to refer to her time in Maryland as time spent in the “Armpit of America.” That said, I’m here to talk to you now about Baltimore Real Estate. Obviously my mother was wrong, because I’m told that in Cockeyville, Maryland (evidently a suburb of Baltimore), you can find the best darn one, two, and three bedroom apartments on the face of the Earth. And with a name like Cockeyville, it certainly can’t be an Armpit (I’m thinking more like a Groin or something).

Give the folks at Gebhart Properties a call at (410) 666-1340 (a rather auspicious number!).

/rizzn

[this post contains paid placement. i can’t believe i get paid for this. hopefully.]