I really don’t have a lot to add to this article. I mean, no real biting social commentary, or interesting insight on this type of thing – I just thought this was funny as heck.

FERNDALE, Mich. — Ronald A. Dotson, 39, was arrested and jailed Oct. 9 after breaking a window at a cleaning-supply company to get at a mannequin in a black and white French maid’s uniform, police said.

“Mr. Dotson went to prison and they haven’t helped him,” said his lawyer, Edward Cohn. “He got out of prison and he was right back out there. It’s pretty bizarre.”

Dotson had been out of prison for less than a week when he was caught. His erotic pursuit of mannequins over the past 13 years has led to at least six convictions for breaking and entering and a stint in prison, police said.

“He told his parole officer he was going to buy a mannequin so he didn’t have to do these break-ins anymore,” said Detective Brendan Moore said. “Apparently that didn’t work out.”

I wonder if he knows that they sell these things – I mean pick one up at a garage sale – they aren’t that expensive. Perhaps what he really has is a breaking and entering fetish.


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