I’ve been spending my entire day moving furniture and cleaning up the house.
I don’t think I’ll ever get done with this junk.
So… to brighten up my day and yours, I got an advance on the Democratic National Convention’s agenda for 2008. Remember, you saw it here first folks.
7:00 P.M. Opening flag burning.7:15 P.M. Pledge of allegiance to U.N.7:30 P.M. Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.7:30 till 8:00 P.M. Nonreligious prayer and worship. Jessie Jackson and Al Sharpton.8:00 P.M. Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.8:05 P.M. Ceremonial tree hugging.8:15- 8:30 P.M. Gay Wedding– Barney Frank Presiding.8:30 P.M. Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.8:35 P.M. Free Saddam Rally. Cindy Sheehan– Susan Sarandon.9:00 P.M. Keynote speech. The proper etiquette for surrender–French President Jacques Chirac.9:15 P.M. Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.9:20 P.M. Collection to benefit Osama Bin Laden kidney transplant fu nd.9:30 P.M. Unveiling of plan to free freedom fighters from Guantanamo Bay. Sean Penn.9:40 P.M. Why I hate the Military, A short talk by John Kerry.9:45 P.M. Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.9:50 P.M. Dan Rather presented Truth in Broadcasting award, presented by Michael Moore.9:55 P.M. Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.10:00 P.M. How George Bush and Donald Rumsfeld brought down the World Trade Center Towers– Howard Dean.10:30 P.M. Nomination of Hillary Rodham Clinton by Mahmud Ahnadinejad.11:00 P.M. Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.11:05 P.M. Al Gore reinvents Internet and it burns up in Global Warming.11:15 P.M. Our Dumb Troops are War Criminals– John Kerry.11:30 P.M. Coronation of Mrs. Hillary Rodham Clinton.<!– D(["mb",". Coronation of Mrs. Hillary Rodham Clinton.12:00 A.M. Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.12:05 A.M. Bill Clinton asks Ted to drive Hillary home.