I’ve been spending my entire day moving furniture and cleaning up the house, the biggest pain was moving my brand new wardrobe doors, but it was worth because they are so amazing.
I don’t think I’ll ever get done with this junk.
So… to brighten up my day and yours, I got an advance on the Democratic National Convention’s agenda for 2008. Remember, you saw it here first folks.
7:00 P.M. Opening flag burning.7:15 P.M. Pledge of allegiance to U.N.7:30 P.M. Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.7:30 till 8:00 P.M. Nonreligious prayer and worship. Jessie Jackson and Al Sharpton.8:00 P.M. Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.8:05 P.M. Ceremonial tree hugging.8:15- 8:30 P.M. Gay Wedding– Barney Frank Presiding.8:30 P.M. Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.8:35 P.M. Free Saddam Rally. Cindy Sheehan– Susan Sarandon.9:00 P.M. Keynote speech. The proper etiquette for surrender–French President Jacques Chirac.9:15 P.M. Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.9:20 P.M. Collection to benefit Osama Bin Laden kidney transplant fu nd.9:30 P.M. Unveiling of plan to free freedom fighters from Guantanamo Bay. Sean Penn.9:40 P.M. Why I hate the Military, A short talk by John Kerry.9:45 P.M. Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.9:50 P.M. Dan Rather presented Truth in Broadcasting award, presented by Michael Moore.9:55 P.M. Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.10:00 P.M. How George Bush and Donald Rumsfeld brought down the World Trade Center Towers– Howard Dean.10:30 P.M. Nomination of Hillary Rodham Clinton by Mahmud Ahnadinejad.11:00 P.M. Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.11:05 P.M. Al Gore reinvents Internet and it burns up in Global Warming.11:15 P.M. Our Dumb Troops are War Criminals– John Kerry.11:30 P.M. Coronation of Mrs. Hillary Rodham Clinton.<!– D(["mb",". Coronation of Mrs. Hillary Rodham Clinton.12:00 A.M. Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.12:05 A.M. Bill Clinton asks Ted to drive Hillary home.