Back before internet memes were called internet memes, there was the geek code.
—–BEGIN GEEK CODE BLOCK—–
GB/CS/MC d+ s+++:– a- C++++ UL+ P++ L+ E—- W+++ N++ o+ K+++ w++++
O– M- V– PS+++ PE++ Y++ PGP t+ 5+ X– R+++ tv- b++++ DI++++ D+
G+++ e* h++ r+++ z++++
——END GEEK CODE BLOCK——
Mail Robert and make him update it.