This is totally ridiculous, but it completely works. Art Lindsey sent me this, of all people, but you hafta try it.
1 – Go to "wikipedia." Hit “random” or click http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:Random The first random wikipedia article you get is the name of your band.
2 – Go to "Random quotations" or click http://www.quotationspage.com/random.php3 -couldn’t get this site to work, so I found another. The last four or five words of the very last quote of the page is the title of your first album.
3 – Go to flickr and click on “explore the last seven days” or click http://www.flickr.com/explore/interesting/7days Third picture, no matter what it is, will be your album cover.
4 – Use photoshop or similar to put it all together.
The image below is what this process produced for me.