Art: “Can we please stop with the "storage is sexy" stuff? Because it’s not. 

Art: “You know what storage is?  It’s the mother-in-law of technology. It’s a necessary evil, and if you don’t learn to deal with it properly, your life will become hell, and you could lose all your stuff.”

Mark: “Here’s the difference: No one would ever pay $2 billion for my mother-in-law.”

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