Over the holidays (which include my birthday, which falls on January 9th), I received over $120 in gift cards.

$60 of that was to Starbucks. The rest were to Olive Garden.

The gift cards came from a variety of sources (not just one or two people).

This means one of two things:

  1. Either my friends and family are horribly unimaginative in their gift selection …
  2. … or my choices in dining are so famously unimaginative the whole world knows and arrived at the same conclusions independent of one another.

Either way, I’ve used all the Starbucks cards, and we’ll probably be using the Olive Garden cards this Friday.

There you have it.