Oh Night Divine!

Okay folks… I know it’s not Christmas any more, but I recently started chatting with my old online friend Uncle Bob again, and I was looking through his last few blog entries and came across this: (or download an mp3.) I haven’t laughed this hard in...

Happy Holidays to my friends, family, associates and loved ones.

For My Liberal Friends:"Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit, our best wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low-stress, non-addictive, gender-neutral celebration of the winter solstice holiday, practiced within the most...

Bad Santa

Deer Santa, I wud like a kool toy space ranjur fer Xmas. I’v ben a gud boy all yeer. Yer Friend, Franky Dear Franky, Nice spelling. You’re on your way to a career in lawncare. How about I send you a book so you can learn to read and spell? I’m giving...

Political Musings – Presidential Politics 2008

The following comes to me from Robert Novak: Much of Republican Washington turned out at the huge Christmas party Monday night hosted by Sen. John McCain (R-Ariz.) at the Corcoran Art Gallery. Sen. Trent Lott (R-Miss.), the newly elected Senate minority whip, has...

Tight Finances and How I Make Ends Meet

Due to the recent wedding, upcoming baby, Christmas, and a couple of mitigating work factors, finances are REALLY tight right now at the Rizzn household…  So much so that I am piecemeal selling my comic book collection. Those that know me very well are very...

Flag Descration: Amendment Failed

An attempt to amend the U.S. Constitution to allow Congress to prohibit acts of desecration to the American Flag failed to secure the 67 votes necessary to send it to the states for ratification. In my view, this is the crux of what true freedom of speech means. It...

Just Another Day

Had a semi-productive day. Still putting names on the list for the Alpha Test. If you’re interested, mail me at mark@5tribe.com and let me know. I for one welcome our new robot overlords…The South Korean government has robot fever, and they’re about...

The Annual Christmas Haiku

Hello my faithful Rizznites – I hope your year has been at least as good as this one has turned out being for me. It was off to a rocky start… the middle wasn’t that great, but it seems to be ending with a bang! I hope you all experience nothing but...

Basket Case (Kool Kannon Remix)

Hey guys.  Didn’t intend to do an update today, but I’m getting ready for my trip, cleaning my apartment, and I’m listening to music.  Green Day’s Basket Case comes up on the playlist, followed by a remixed version of Canon in...

Michael Brown's Opening Statement

[Rizzn’s Note: The other day I made a notation on how hard it was to find the transcript of the House hearings today on the federal, state and local response to Hurricane Katrina.  I eventually found them buried in the New York Times website. ...

Jason Friedman is a Jerk, Part II

The Jason Friedman dilemma has once again reared it’s ugly head (and anyone who’s ever met Jason before knows that it’s an ugly head indeed).  Jason sent out yet another email to try to limit the effectiveness of our new marketing campaign by...

Google Trap/Memory Lane Entry

I was chatting with Joel via email, and he asked me how we met in Middle School.  It started me on a long run down about what I knew about who from back then.  I figured I’d post it up here to act as a Google trap to any of the old crew I’ve lost...

Picture of Stacy (my ex) from Christmas...

Astrology is bullshit. Astrology is bullshit. Astrology is bullshit.

Self healing? Self healing was perfected by Rambo in Rambo: First Blood when he stitched his arm shut after he cracked a kid’s back while jumping off a cliff (and the only reason his arm split open was because he’s so tough he wanted to make the bad guys...

Chastity Belt Sets Off Airport Metal Detector ยป From the Sex Toy Department “When a 40-year old British woman set off a metal detector’s alarm at Athens airport, bemused security staff found that it was caused by a chastity belt she was wearing…...

My Boss Sent Me This Today

My Boss Sent Me This Today In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed through stupidity, here are some actual label instructions on consumer goods. On a Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping. (And that’s the only time I have to work on...

I had to quote this blogentry because it contains the word “fucktard.” has sims who are idiots I got The Sims for Christmas, as per my request [...] and I have the dumbest fucktard Sims ever. I created two of my own and the dumbass househusband keeps...

Pictures from the Office Christmas...

Old School Rizzn (excerpted from rizzn.diaryland.com, 1-13-00): The other thing i was gonna talk about was my dream I had last night. I haven’t had one like last night in a long time. It was like a movie. There were three main characters in it, and I really...