Okay folks… I know it’s not Christmas any more, but I recently started chatting with my old online friend Uncle Bob again, and I was looking through his last few blog entries and came across this: (or download an mp3.) I haven’t laughed this hard in a long time. Just when you think it can’t get worse, it does. Several times! The backstory: I received a copy of that song at least 2, maybe 3 Christmas seasons ago...

For My Liberal Friends:"Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit, our best wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low-stress, non-addictive, gender-neutral celebration of the winter solstice holiday, practiced within the most enjoyable traditions of the religious persuasion of your choice, or secular practices of your choice, with respect for the religious/secular persuasion and/or traditions of others,...

Deer Santa, I wud like a kool toy space ranjur fer Xmas. I’v ben a gud boy all yeer. Yer Friend, Franky Dear Franky, Nice spelling. You’re on your way to a career in lawncare. How about I send you a book so you can learn to read and spell? I’m giving your older brother the space ranger. At least HE can spell. Alot of you on the internet spell the same way. You are too damned old for this so quit it. It’s not cute but it...

The following comes to me from Robert Novak: Much of Republican Washington turned out at the huge Christmas party Monday night hosted by Sen. John McCain (R-Ariz.) at the Corcoran Art Gallery. Sen. Trent Lott (R-Miss.), the newly elected Senate minority whip, has emerged as a major McCain backer. McCain is not only the front-runner for the presidential nomination but is emerging as the establishment candidate. Sen. Hillary Rodham Clinton (D-...

Due to the recent wedding, upcoming baby, Christmas, and a couple of mitigating work factors, finances are REALLY tight right now at the Rizzn household…  So much so that I am piecemeal selling my comic book collection. Those that know me very well are very likely gasping in disbelief.  I’m starting with my indies, and moving into my Batman collection if things are still tight.  As Smokie said the other day,...