Qantas Airlines

Just in case you need a laugh: Remember it takes a college degree to fly a plane, but only a high school diploma to fix one. Reassurance for those of us who fly routinely in our jobs. After every flight, Qantas pilots fill out a form, called a “gripe...

Moby's Idea of a Funny Story

Or why Moby should stick to being a DJ and never ever try to be a standup comedian or a comedy writer: oh, i got some good lindsay lohan gossip. turns out she’s a space alien and is actually a composite creature made out of 50 other tiny creatures, kind of like...

Google's AI Needs a Bit of Work

I was playing around a bit this morning with Google’s Search History functions, and click the link Interesting Items. One of the things it picked (see image) that I might find interesting was the keyword term “баба марта.” I was interested since it...

Retarded Political Update

I really can’t say why I did this yet (I’ll tell you later), but I did a Google Trend search today that turned up the following information. So, as it turns out, John McCain is roughly as popular as “Yer Mom” jokes....

Blast from the Past of the Day

Back before internet memes were called internet memes, there was the geek code. I was so geeky, I had a geek code plug-in called SG code. I’ve long since lost that, but in case you’re wondering, here’s my backwards compatible v3.1 geek code....

Unopened Emails

I hate those emails that I never open. On average I have about seven or so a day. You know what I’m talking about… You open it and you know you’ll have to do something about it, so you don’t open it so you can continue working on whatever it is...

Marketing Ideas

[15:37] dreamclutch: what about a blimp[15:37] RznDoUrdn: hah[15:38] dreamclutch: what if I made a 50 foot blimp[15:38] dreamclutch: radio controlled…[15:39] RznDoUrdn: You might run into FAA trouble.[15:44] dreamclutch: yeah but dude ..it would be...

Flags of our Fathers Day

Check out the site Girls Are Pretty. Absolutely drop dead hilarious creative writing. For a sample, read below: Your father was never in a war. The military didn’t want him because he walked funny, like a gay chicken, and though he was never diagnosed with a physical...