I hate those emails that I never open. On average I have about seven or so a day. You know what I’m talking about… You open it and you know you’ll have to do something about it, so you don’t open it so you can continue working on whatever it is that’s so important you can’t be interrupted at the time. Then the email ages for weeks in the back of the inbox, long-forgotten, and you garner a reputation for...

[15:37] dreamclutch: what about a blimp[15:37] RznDoUrdn: hah[15:38] dreamclutch: what if I made a 50 foot blimp[15:38] dreamclutch: radio controlled…[15:39] RznDoUrdn: You might run into FAA trouble.[15:44] dreamclutch: yeah but dude ..it would be halarious[15:44] dreamclutch: I go to this diner right[15:44] dreamclutch: know a lot of people there[15:44] dreamclutch: fly the 50 foot blimp above the diner and route 309[15:44] dreamclutch:...

Check out the site Girls Are Pretty. Absolutely drop dead hilarious creative writing. For a sample, read below: Your father was never in a war. The military didn’t want him because he walked funny, like a gay chicken, and though he was never diagnosed with a physical infirmity, his way of walking was enough for the draft office to send him home. “But I want to raise a flag on a foreign beach, like those guys!” he shouted to the man...