Qantas Airlines

Just in case you need a laugh: Remember it takes a college degree to fly a plane, but only a high school diploma to fix one. Reassurance for those of us who fly routinely in our jobs. After every flight, Qantas pilots fill out a form, called a “gripe...

Moby's Idea of a Funny Story

Or why Moby should stick to being a DJ and never ever try to be a standup comedian or a comedy writer: oh, i got some good lindsay lohan gossip. turns out she’s a space alien and is actually a composite creature made out of 50 other tiny creatures, kind of like...

Retarded Political Update

I really can’t say why I did this yet (I’ll tell you later), but I did a Google Trend search today that turned up the following information. So, as it turns out, John McCain is roughly as popular as “Yer Mom” jokes....

Unopened Emails

I hate those emails that I never open. On average I have about seven or so a day. You know what I’m talking about… You open it and you know you’ll have to do something about it, so you don’t open it so you can continue working on whatever it is...

Marketing Ideas

[15:37] dreamclutch: what about a blimp[15:37] RznDoUrdn: hah[15:38] dreamclutch: what if I made a 50 foot blimp[15:38] dreamclutch: radio controlled…[15:39] RznDoUrdn: You might run into FAA trouble.[15:44] dreamclutch: yeah but dude ..it would be...

The LOVE SHACK, baby.

And in other news, Iris and I do a stirring rendition of the B52’s Love Shack.

See what 50 years will do.

Scenario: Jack pulls into school parking lot with rifle in gun rack.1957 - Vice Principal comes over, takes a look at Jack’s rifle, goes to his car and gets his to show Jack.2007 – School goes into lockdown, FBI called, Jack hauled off to jail and never...

Headlines from the Year: 2029

I wrote a little utility this weekend that displays headlines via RSS feeds that come from The Future(tm). Check out some of the stuff it pulled down. Ozone created by electric cars now killing millions in the seventh largest country in the world, Mexifornia, formerly...

Flags of our Fathers Day

Check out the site Girls Are Pretty. Absolutely drop dead hilarious creative writing. For a sample, read below: Your father was never in a war. The military didn’t want him because he walked funny, like a gay chicken, and though he was never diagnosed with a physical...