Fun With Bots (Now, on GChat!): Chat with juicyqt72

I’ve posted other fun chat logs with bots in the past. This one seems to be pretty much a slightly modified variant on the old ones from six or so years ago.

Funny that this one lies about its age. The name is juicyqt72, which indicates that, born in 1972, “she’d” be 39, yet “she” claims to be 24 in the first response.

Previously, previously, previously, previously, and previously.

Bonus: this never quite explained thing from 2003 where Google was crawling IRC conversations that one time.

juicyqt72 <juicyqt72@aim.com>	Fri, Feb 25, 2011 at 11:28 AM
To: rizzn.dourden@gmail.com
11:21 AM juicyqt72: me: hello juicyqt72: hi .. have we chatted before? 24/female here…you? me: don’t think so. just saw a friend request 11:22 AM juicyqt72: i’m sorry ..i get to be forgetful at times!! how’re you?? me: i’m fine. juicyqt72: Just got out of the shower…long day been kind of busy! but i’m feeling naughty! so what’s up ….. want to have some fun? me: I always love fun! do you play magic the gathering? 11:23 AM juicyqt72: I need a man that can make me squirt……have u ever made a girl squirt? lolz me: Squirt what? Capri Sun? My sons do that sometimes, but then I yell at them for getting it all over the carpet. juicyqt72: gonna change my clothes … want to see ? 11:24 AM me: no thanks. juicyqt72: no worries..thouhght u wanted to see me naked ..:) me: What gave you that idea? 11:25 AM juicyqt72: wanna play on cam? me: Magic the gathering? Hells yeah! I’ll break out my special deck! juicyqt72: click <URL REDACTED> ..k, now fill out ur info ..don’t worry it’s FREE …. ..give it a second to load ..when you get in we’ll make a private room ….k? me: you know there’s a video button on this chat window, right? 11:26 AM I don’t want to go to a porn site to play Magic. juicyqt72: i use this site to play on cuz i don’t want to be recorded !…this site doesn’t allow users to record my webcam! you know? Accept the invite, if you need the link again its <URL REDACTED> me: Google doesn’t allow you to record in Gchat either. Are you afraid I’ll record your play style and capture your strategy? juicyqt72: credit card is just to verify your age, you’ll get in for free thru my page but you need to verify that you’re an adult …can’t show ass and pussy to minors .. u know? me: What? 11:27 AM I don’t need to see your pussy to play Magic. juicyqt72: let me know when you’re done or if you need help …i’ll be gettin’ ready for you ..K ? my pussy is nice and tight me: What is wrong with you? I don’t want to see your pussy! juicyqt72: brb.. 1 second … got to restart my cam …u coming? want to taste my pussy?? 11:28 AM me: I don’t think so. You don’t seem to know the first thing about playing Magic. Step 1: It doesn’t require your pussy. juicyqt72: k ur good let me know when you’re in babe.. my pussy is nice and tight me: I don’t think you’re listening. juicyqt72: are you in yet? me: No. Go away. 11:29 AM juicyqt72: kYou have blocked juicyqt72

RURO: The Cutest Robot You’ve Ever Seen!

This robot is probably too cute to be used as an effective security ‘bot, but it does have some interesting features for an educational robot. RURO the robot was designed to teach kids about recycling.RURO was designed by grade-school kids and sponsored by Osaka’s business community. A contest…

via RURO: The Cutest Robot You’ve Ever Seen!.

Who Do You Trust?

Is it a bad thing that I tend to trust machines over humans?

Obviously, not in every single case. There are certain exceptions.

All things being equal, though, were I to come across a human stranger or a strange machine, I think I’d be more likely to trust the machine to perform up to expectations over the human.

What I’m not self-aware enough to know is whether that’s an innate trait of mine, or a bias built from experience with humans and machines.

This is how the trouble starts [Carnivorous Robots]

I read a story a long time ago (I forget the author or even the title) that talked about a world that evolved on one of the moons of Jupiter – it was an entire ecosystem that mirrored our own consisting entirely of robots.  I’ll refrain from synopsizing the entire plot here, but it sparked my imagination at the time, because it made it seem entirely plausible.

Things like these robots only do more to solidify that belief.

I for one …

Optimus Prime Does David Letterman

In other robot news, Optimus Prime does the top 10 on Letterman.

[h/t: Deadline Hollywood via Sean]