What I'm Working On

I’ll be brief – my step-son’s father is coming in an hour or so to come and pick him up, so I need to head on home. Here’s what you can look forward to in the next few days here at Rizzn.com: Some re-vitalisation over at ModernOpinion.com...

I 4M 571LL H4x0r 31337

Okay, so I’m having a weird life right now.  I’m all off my game, and, well, I don’t know how to explain it.  I think what it is right now is I’m editing this old book of mine that has a lot of emotional and mental ties to my...

Merchandise: A Lesson in Capitalism

Alright, I don’t do enough shameless promotion around here, and I’m far too lazy to type anything up of substance today, so I’m going to take the day to promote myself and all the crap I’ve been putting out lately. This is a cattle call for all...

So What is iRP about anyhow?

Hay Rizzinites! Been a solid minute since I posted on this site. Speaking of solid, veterans may recall me as The Shit back in the hey-day of Dj Colonoscopy and his sidekick, The Shit. Todays subject: Addiction… Addiction is a horrible beast that will one day...

A little bit of everything before I get back to work

If you emailed me between about 4:00 PM and 5:30 PM yesterday, I need you to email me again, as I had a minor workstation crash that I spent the better part of the evening recovering from. In other news, I’m getting pretty excited about my upcoming...

Hamachi and the Soundtrack To My Car

Alright, I’ve been hinting around about a new CD I’ve had done for a number of months now, but not really forced on anyone really but Darrell. Well, it’s everyone’s turn today, because I’m bored and I found a new utility to make it easy to publish. We’ll try this...

Actually, pretty interesting…

I usually don’t post quizs and stuff, but this one was interesting enough for me to want to pass along:  http://www.crush007.com/love.cgi?id=1126539091hjz /rizzn On the Turntables Currently: DJ Rizzn – My...

MTV Video Music Awards and AngryShirts

I’m off to South Beach now.  Apparently the parties are back on again, and we’re going to go cover them for Blip. Expect interviews, pictures, and video of the following people:Carmen Electra, Kanye West, Paris Hilton, Hillary Duff, Haylie Duff,...

Lack of updates: a comprehensive apology, and funny MADshow stuff

Rizzn is back, but not rested, itwould seem. There has been a distinct lack of updates around here at rizzn.com, and there’s good reasons for it.  Just so you aren’t left completely in the dark, I’ll take some time out to share with you, my...

FN Radio

I had a particularly productive night last.  I finished doing the initial setup for FNRadio/Skynet Radio, my company’s radio station.  Essentially, the desire for the station came from the need to share our tunes across the network.  It seems that...

British Journalist Bigley Beheaded

I’m posting this video up today because it’s one of the topics on the MADshow today.  Forgive me for perhaps trivializing what may be another U.S. related death in Iraq, but this strikes me as yet another fake video.  Discuss here on the board...

Conservative Values Won't Protect Your Genitals SweetHeart (p2)

Read Part One Conservative values are not fraud. Does anyone honestly believe that our parents and grandparents were trying to kill us all off by telling us to wait for marriage to have sex? Do you think it was the goal of the Bible most other religious texts to...

Mark and Darrell Show & the MTV Music Video Awards

The Mark and Darrell Show this weekend will be live with remotes from the afterparties of the MTV Music Video Awards.  Over the next three days I will be attending the parties of P. Diddy, Paris Hilton, Jessica Simpson, and others, and I will be getting the good...

Abortion, Gay Marriage and Common Sense Part IV

I’ll just come right out and say it, this is the next installment in the round-robin writing exercise between DJ Colonoscopy and myself. I have never contended at any point along the way that it was strictly religious influence that the anti-gay marriage people...

RIZZN.COM Version 7.4 is out

I hope you all enjoy the new layout.  I spent a couple evenings on this when I should have been catching up on work…. so if my life turns to shambles because I’m behind the eightball, I’m holding each and every one of you responsible.  Or...

Terminally late.

The problem with someone like me who is terminally late is when I’m actually on time, and no one notices, no one believes me. Yesterday, Leo told me that 11:00 is too late to come in, be on time. I got caught behind the bridge today, so I was in at 10:14,...